I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
trey parker??? nah he’s a piece of shit libertarian he’s— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of trey parker spill out of jacket] w-what a problematic fuck i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of trey parker scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
cute purple shape shifters!
Also the distance models are always SO CUTE even when the scene is tragic. Look at this
Look at them
1990’s Animated Pizza Appreciation Post
We grew up on pizza. We are pizza. We love pizza.
CARTOON PIZZA ALWAYS LOOKED SO GOOD TO ME!
pizza ain’t never did that cartoon gooey stuff though
Eh I’ve had pizza do the thing in the third gif
i did not use bullshit photoshop for four notes what the fuck
andrew hussie gives up homestuck to rp as caliborn on deviantart
you may be wondering why i type so informally. well, you see i am 5 centimeters tall and i have to hop from key to key. it’s adorable.