if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
look at this fish that looks like a dog
The planets, aligned.the sickest thing ive ever seen
Today’s Gender of the day is: A cool snowman
man why do people even say stuff like “why are you criticizing (insert any of seth macfarlenes works here/ any other adult cartoon show)?? its just a dumb cartoon lol”
uhm, maybe because they make jokes that reinforce ideas that are really harmful to a lot of people.
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality
"I crave you in the most innocent form.
I crave to say goodnight and give you forehead kisses and to say that I adore you when you feel at your worst.
I crave you in ways where I just want to be next to you,
and nothing less or more."
Sadie from Steven Universe is so important to me
man i don’t even like to rip on people like that but shane dawson’s content is just nonstop garbage all around and i don’t even feel bad saying that so much of it is just misogynistic racist despicable garbage